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Ellen DeGeneres

The Ellen DeGeneres Show, hosted by Ellen DeGeneres, won 15 Emmys in its first three seasons.  Known for her observational humor, DeGeneres is also famous for her quirky surprises. When placed on bed rest in May 2007 for a torn ligament in her back, DeGeneres hosted her show from a hospital bed. She also celebrated her 30th high school class reunion by flying her classmates from the entire class to be guests (and not just audience members) on her show.  Here are some thoughts from Ellen DeGeneres…

 

“The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren’t any space aliens. We can’t be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we’re not all there is. If so, we’re in big trouble.”

- Ellen DeGeneres  (1958- )

 

“You have to have funny faces and words, you can’t just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that’s why it’s hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.”

- Ellen DeGeneres  (1958- )

 

“Our attention span is shot. We’ve all got Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD or OCD or one of these disorders with three letters because we don’t have the time or patience to pronounce the entire disorder. That should be a disorder right there, TBD - too busy disorder.”

- Ellen DeGeneres  (1958- )

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Ellen DeGeneres is an American actor, comedian and Emmy Award winning host of the Ellen DeGeneres Show. She is known for her quirky, observational humor and laid back style. In May 2006, DeGeneres made a surprise appearance at the Tulane University commencement in New Orleans. Following George H.W. Bush and Bill Clinton to the podium, she came out in a bathrobe and furry slippers. “They told me everyone would be wearing robes,” she said.

“I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.”

 

“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.”

- Ellen DeGeneres  (1958- )

  
I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when you sit in that silence. 'Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Mama's got the magic of Clorox 2.'
   
    - Ellen DeGeneres (1958 - )

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

- Ellen DeGeneres (1958 - )
   
   

Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off.
   
   
Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.    

   
   
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
   
   
They say you just stand over there, he'll say thank you and you walk back off and that's what I thought was gonna happen, but in my head, I had for five or six years known that he was gonna call me over.
   
   
I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.

   
   I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.

   
    "Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I remember how insignificant that is, and I thank God that I have a car and my health and gas. That was phrased wrong - normally you wouldn't say, thank God I have gas."

      

"The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she said "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed."
   
   

Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work.
   
   
The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.

   
   "I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'"

- Ellen DeGeneres  (1958- )  

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